Posts tagged Beautiful

Have you ever wondered why Ellen Degeneres has never asked Lindsay Lohan out on a date?

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557 days
by in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered
There There, Lindsay asked:


I would think Ellen Degeneres would be super-anxious to date someone as beautiful, talented, and intelligent as Lindsay Lohan. What do you think?

Wonder what the other bad girls are up to ?
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Do you think Lindsay Lohan is an angel who got lost on her way back to heaven?

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685 days
by in Religion & Spirituality
There There, Lindsay asked:


Lindsay Lohan is SO beautiful, and SO intelligent, and SO charming, and SO moral that she could not POSSIBLY be a mere human being.

Do you think Ms. Lindsay Lohan is an angel who got lost on her way back to heaven, and now she is stuck here on earth with us?

Remember Britney’s meltdown ?

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If Lindsay Lohan and Barack Obama made a baby, would the baby have Super Powers?

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745 days
by in Uncategorized
There There, Lindsay asked:


Lindsay Lohan is intelligent, charming, gifted, beautiful, and extremely talented.

Barack Obama is also intelligent, charismatic, handsome, and extremely talented.

If Lindsay Lohan donated an egg and Barack Obama donated a sperm, or if the two of them engaged in the act of coitus, would the baby that emerged have Super Powers?

Would the baby be supremely intelligent, unbelievably good looking, completely mesmerizing, and have more talent than 1000 Miley Cyrus’s?

I think YES, what do you think?

10 steps to becoming a millionaire

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