Politics

Does Lindsay Lohan hold the secret to health care reform on her luscious lips?

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There There, Lindsay asked:


I believe that Lindsay Lohan’s sweet candy kisses hold healing properties that can cure all genetic and contagious diseases and disorders.

Why doesn’t Barack Obama commission scientists to research the power of Lindsay Lohan’s kisses?

Remember Britney’s meltdown ?

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Does Lindsay Lohan hold the key to Healthcare Reform?

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There There, Lindsay asked:


There is PROOF that Lindsay Lohan’s kisses have healing properties that cure mental and physical ailments.

Shouldn’t Congress be working on funding a program to distribute synthetic Ms. Lohan kisses to the public instead of arguing about health insurance companies?

Wonder what the other bad girls are up to ?

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Lindsay Lohan has to pay a ton for car insurance, why shouldn’t fat people & smokers pay more in medicare tax?

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Anderson asked:


Yes medicare is public, but it still is insurance which offsets risk of something happening. Since Lindsay Lohan’s choices led to her outrageous car insurance premiums, why shouldn’t overeating, smoking, and excessive drinking raise a persons medicare withholding from their paycheck?
Or should poor Lindsay get a break because it would just be mean to make her pay more for her choices and let her pay what the rest of us pay?

How do Celebrities get away with so much ?
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Should Barack Obama divorce Michelle Obama to marry Lindsay Lohan and live happily ever after?

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There There, Lindsay asked:


I think he should, and I think he wants to, but I also think that he can’t do that right now because he is too busy working on health care reform and doesn’t want any distractions.

Nevertheless, after this whole health care thing or whatever is nailed down, should Barack Obama file for divorce and begin a relationship with Lindsay Lohan?

Your thoughts are greatly appreciated, thanks!

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Why do I keep dreaming that Lindsay Lohan and Barack Obama are kissing?

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There There, Lindsay asked:


I keep having this dream where Lindsay Lohan and Barack Obama are sharing a passionate, but hardly inappropriate, kiss. What do you think this means?

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